Greetings, weary traveller! Come, come! Perhaps you could sit with me? You look exhausted from all your reading and browsing. We could talk as you rest.
What about, you ask? Why, anything you like! Come now, I won't bite! Talk to me about anything! I have a very broad range of interests, which range from Japanese animated cartoons to Nintendo games to Vocaloid music to horror to fiction to fantasy to speaking in sophisticated vocabulary when it is in fact quite superfluous and speaking casually would do just fine.
Oh, but listen to me. I'm being positively uncivil. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am the Lord who presides over this land you look upon, this world you call 'deviantART'. I am known by many names, a few I am fond of, a few I am not. Some call me Henry, others Tomai, some Fire and others simply 'H'. I've fallen into the habit of referring to myself as Elphias.
In truth, I very much prefer to be indulged with my title: Lord Elphias. But I'm not fussy. You, my dear friend, may have the honour of calling me whatever you desire...but do not anger me. It will not end well for you.
Hmm? What is such a prestigious being such as I doing in a place like this? I am here for the same reason as you, dear friend: for art. Art is a large passion for me, especially fiction and fantasy works. I do enjoy horror and dark themes as well, as I stated before. Occasionally, I might be in the mood to post something on here for your starved mortal eyes to feast upon whether it be fictional or not.
But, alas, I must admit something so shameful I cannot even bear the thought of it. So come close friend, and let me whisper to you a secret. ...I am prone to making mistakes in my works. Yes, it's true. I do not want my underlings to find out lest I want my reputation shattered into a million little pieces.
Now, friend, I must say I like you. You've managed to bear with my incessant ramblings for long enough, so I will ask for your aid. If you happen to come across any mistakes in my works, any at all, please inform me so that I may correct them with haste. I beg you. And I am not one to beg.
Now, friend, it seems you've rested up quite a bit. Are you on your way to continue your travels? Very well, very well. I enjoyed my time with you. If ever you need someone to talk to, I'll be here with open arms.
Until later, my friend.
Also, I feel I should mention something else. Now I know that you, dear friend, would never do such a thing, but I must mention that every single published work I put on here belongs to me, Lord Elphias. Not one of you lowly mortals (including you, friend, my deepest apologies) is allowed to publish or re-fabricate my work anywhere without my divine permission. If any of you even think of stealing my work...I will not be pleased.
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